Inaugural Quote of the Week:
Everyone: "Whats That Spell?, Ex-Lax! What's it Mean?
Scott: "Shit!"



We wait in line hours before the doors open, we drive anywhere there is a game, we have attempted to trade our school's band for another one, we regularly say absurd things without thinking and then record them, and if you attempt to take our seats...Its all over!! We are the NH Hosers and we are a very, very strange breed.

Scholars maintain the exact history of how the Hosers began was lost thousands of years ago, but they do agree that it was more than likely the result of some form of absurdness that cannot be explained to the common man. The modern Hoser is an individual of high class and mostly superior intellect. We have brought about many of mankind greatest achievements including the "runner/blocker" seat claiming technique, the tuque, the famed Hoser Express, Canadian Beirut, Sieve-Weiser Bi-Focals, and an innumerable amount of methods in mocking the common sieve. We also frequently unintentionally bring great humor to the world at our own expense. Above all else, we are the finest aficionados of hockey the world has ever known. We also have exceptional singing voices

We trek the globe from arena to arena to bringing class and our own brand sophistication to places once considered to be vile and unsavory to any man. And we always leave every arena with plenty of people scratching their heads in utter confusion. Through these posts, we will tell the masses of our travels and further enlighten this rather dull-witted world we currently live in.

Before the randomness can begin..Understand that if I poke fun at you in these sacred texts, it is all in good fun and because I like you...Unless you happen to have affiliation with the following:
UMaine
BC
BU
Lowell
Proviced Coll
Merrimack Coll (we just feel sorry for you)
Northeastern Univ
UVM
Um-ass Amherst
Minnesoter
NY Yankees
Habs
Any NFL team except the Patriots
Most people within UNH faculty and staff
did I mention Maine? oh good.
If you are affiliated with any of the above (with few exceptions), you have my deepest sympathies...But I will be picking on you ALOT. And with the college hockey season coming up, you'll be seeing a lot of us hosers at your local rinks. So all raise your Molsons and place your tuques over your hearts and salute our hoser nation!


Good Day, Eh
Rouge