Everything you need to know in life...you learn from a Hoser

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Possibly the most foul mouthed Hockey Mom...ever

Speaking of quotes, the most anticipated piece of literature of the year is out for all to behold. That's right, the annual Quote Book Publication has been published and all must read it, to believe it! Meanwhile, in my efforts to dodge doing work and keep myself and all of you entertained, I've compiled an impressive list of everything the common man needs to know, but wouldn't until they've been around a Hoser.

-When in doubt of how to get out of Boston, follow the NH plates out

-It's perfectly acceptable to carry a puck around you at all times, they are unexpectedly useful little items

-Can't find the bathroom? Just find a parking garage around Northeastern

-Popped Collar=Bus to the face

-Tequila is NEVER a good decision

-Rum, however, can lead to many misadventures with hilarious consequences

-24+ hours in an automobile WILL drive you insane...unless you sleep through all the Southern States

-Very little good comes from the state of New Jersey, their roadways definitely aren't one of them

- If it's loud, profane, involves hand gestures, and is somewhat hard to understand....Nick did it

-When writing directions, please avoid using phrases such as "If I remember correctly", "I think", or "I believe". It doesn't give people much confidence in your work

-For those who need a diagram of the order of things in the world see below:

-Flag boys are to yield to all Hoser traffic in front of them

-Bleeding on a seat is a perfectly acceptable manner to save seats at games

-After winning any form of card game, it is now mandatory to take a victory lap around the room

-No matter what you say or do...Maggie Joyce will one day eventually kill you

-When you say Maine Black Bears.....You said that you are an animal molesting pedophile that has a history of cheating and assaulting baseball players

-Chicks dig the Zamboni

-Beware of phantom stop signs in Northern Vermont, apparently they are only visible to the US Border Patrol

-A Hockey rink is a perfectly acceptable place for children to learn their vocabulary, just ask the Parents of children at BU

-The Union Leader was right about Um-ass fans

-A pair of Kazoos and a cowbell not only constitutes as a band, it is often times much better than most bands (4 Cowbells and 2 kazoos make it a legitimate rock band)

-It is not OK to be a freshman, but its just dangerous to be one at UVM

-If NESN is stupid enough to place their wires behind a steel plate in front of us, whatever happens to said wire is their own fault

-Always be on the lookout for runaway bulldozers, just ask "Shawwn"

-Don't slip on the ice before a hockey game, but if you ever do, make sure its before a women's game so only a minimal amount of people see it and no TV cameras catch it

-Anything written on the whiteboard is the truth regardless of any spelling errors

-Barry Melrose is THE Mullet

-Wardrobe malfunctions are inevitable, whether you can't put your shirt on correctly, wear pants on your head, or flat out put the wrong pants on, its only a matter of when

-It's a good idea to carry around one of those large permanent markers with the strong scent...When the time comes, you'll know why

-Let's face it, It's hard to be humble when you just plain friggen rule

-if you say something you wouldn't want taken out of context, not only will it, but it will be written down to be shared with all (courtesy of OT Hoser)

Your welcome for the enlightenment. Until next time,

Good day, Eh

Rouge