Drunk NY Fan: "lets go Yankees! Lets go Yank....
Angry Drunk Guy: "FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!!"
-and we were playing the Devil Rays this game
Apologies for the inactivity as of late Ladies and Hosers, a lot of running around the last week and a half. Hope you all are having an excellent Fourth of July and are celebrating the birth of our nation in the recommended manner of blowing stuff up with colorful and loud explosives. And now on to the headlines!
-The raves went silent and the glow sticks went out at Brokeback College this past week after it was reported that Aiello's favorite Cuddlesieve, Cory Schneider turned in his popped collar pink shirt and departed for Vancouver. Before he departed for Canada, the now former BC Douchebag made the following statement explaining his choice to head for British Columbia and his true ambition in life. Meanwhile back on Chestnut Hill, Aiello has been reportedly in a severe state of grief over the loss of his precious cuddlesieve, but was consoled when Gerbe offered to be his teddy bear for bedtime again.
-Our reporter in the field, Grandpa Hoser has been hard at work as of late digging for all sorts of stories of shortcomings and failures from those we tend to look down upon and not really pity a whole lot, here's a summary of some of the stories he uncovered.
Sometime ago, MSNBC started an on air program designed to uncover pedophiles and expose them for the scumbags they are. This recently discovered video found on youtube shows one such segment from this program. Once you see here what this particular deviant has to say, and importantly, what team he supports (look at his hat), you'll know why it of interest to Hoser Nation
-In another Hockey East related news, UML
Good work on Nick's part for finding all these interesting pieces of knowledge. Once again Grandpa has proven that even people who are of an extremely ancient age can be useful to society....Or maybe just extremely ancient Hosers such as him and Doc Hoser.
That's all the news for now, be sure to check back soon, as I will be publishing the 1st ever Hoser's Guide to Fenway after my most recent journey to Yawkey Way as per my summer traditions. Have a safe and happy Independence Day to all Hosers and even non-Hosers, and until next time as always,
Good day, Eh!
Rouge
1 comment:
Good job with the Hoser Blog Rouge...It is always an interesting read!
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