Several hundred beers later, we're back with a new look for the upcoming season of hockey and shenanigans. I'm still trying to think up a new title, and may make some more little changes in order to mesmerize the lot of ya with all sorts of other bells and whistles.
On to new business, of course all Hoser Nation has been a buzz with the recent arrival of the 1st ever line of Hoser Nation T-shirts, and all the talk about a line of jerseys has got even the most corrupted Mainers ditching their manure stained flannel attire in anticipation. With that in mind, and it being a back to school time of year, your heroes have decided to launch a few new designs so that you can be ready to make that 1st day of school statement, or just wear something the Mainers who never went to school wont be able to read no matter how much it mocks them. So here is the latest!
'"Uh, Oh! You're from Maine!"
Want to remind all those hideous folk from Orono of several of their shortcomings and failures and be fashionable at the same time? The Hosers got you covered!
Official BC Douchebag T-Shirt
Let's face it, we've all seen those stupid superfan t-shirts, now they can wear something that actually advertises their true identity. Comes in maroon and of course pink with pre popped collars
"You Know You're a River Pigeon When"
Your Hockey program was just spared the axe and have been given a new life within the school. Do you rally the team together and make them stronger than ever? OR do you do the Blaise MacDonald thing, and get drunk at some golf course and pass out in the parking lot? We expect this model to sell more than tickets to Lowell home game against Merrimack.
Your Hockey program was just spared the axe and have been given a new life within the school. Do you rally the team together and make them stronger than ever? OR do you do the Blaise MacDonald thing, and get drunk at some golf course and pass out in the parking lot? We expect this model to sell more than tickets to Lowell home game against Merrimack.
BU actually got something right for a change. Now you can own the attire to commemorate the moment in time where Jesus made it official that it was not OK to be a Douchebag.
Just because we can't resist reminding BU of how little their precious beancan tourney wins mean to us, and of the day they trembled before the Mooninites in light bright form. Besides, it's not like BC can take it from them (they seem to save it for the real postseason).
Proposed 2007 Whiteout the Whitt Shirt
We've been saying it for years, it was only a matter of time before it became a fashion statement. Now you can really welcome the Mainers to Lake Whittemore this upcoming season like never before.
Proposed 2007 Whiteout the Whitt Shirt
We've been saying it for years, it was only a matter of time before it became a fashion statement. Now you can really welcome the Mainers to Lake Whittemore this upcoming season like never before.
Well that's all the creativity I got for now, if you've got any ideas drop me a line. I really do intend to send this Whiteout Shirt to someone to see if it's a real possibility this season. Stay tuned as the madness will only grow as the season draws closer, until then as always,
Good day, Eh!
Rouge
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