It's 3am..Do you know where the Hoser is?

Quote of the Week:
"MAINE STINKS!!!"

-Little kid in UNH attire to an older kid wearing a Mainer hat at the Sullivan Sq T-Station


As the title so suggests, it is in fact 3am as I write to you ladies and Hosers, and your hero is currently serving yet another tour of duty at the Whitt. As I've informed several of you, the Republican National Debate has taken over Durham, and it is because of these non-hoser politicians that yours truly finds himself guarding the waters of Lake Whittemore once again at this early time of day. This edition of the Hoser Scriptures ironically comes to you from the very office computer that it was originally born from. So I figured I'd use the free time I have at this lovely hour to share some of the goings on around our beloved winter-time home away from home.

-As I stated sometime ago, the waters of Lake Whittemore will be returned to their rightful frozen and properly painted state starting next week. Another sign that the season is in fact fast approaching. Of course yours truly, the great Hoser artist of the ice will be lending his magic touch to the process.

-The entire loading and set-up process for this little debate took nearly a week to complete. Between our usual rigging crew, Fox News, the Candidates and their entourage, catering, and anyone else that happened to find themselves involved, it created more chaos than a Mainer running into a herd of Sheep looking for a prom date that wasn't their cousin.

-The debate took up every possible office, locker room, hallway, and even rec court available.......Except for the office I currently occupy of course. This is of course further proof that democracy always favors the Hosers, even if we work under a monarchy.

I need more coffee before the next wave of crews come in to remove more of what remains of the debate, soon enough it will be restored to it's rightful purpose, and that only means one step closer to a new season of Hockey and all sorts of Hoser madness. Java calls, I bid you adieu and as always..

Good day, Eh!
Rouge