Well it certainly has been an eventful last couple of days in New England to say the least. Of course all of New England will be keeping an eye on whats happening on the diamond the next week or so, but there is business to attend to in Hoser Nation. There is mail to answer and hopeless lives to give a brief glimmer of hope to, or crush the dreams of. And here we go with Kevin from the Mistake by the Lake better known as Cleveland.
Dear Hosers,
As a Cleveland sports fan, this week was a pretty brutal week for me, you wouldn't happen to have any words of wisdom to help me out?
I will say this, your Indians were indeed valiant opponents, and at least the marketing department at Jacob's Field gave you guys crying rags in anticipation of your imminent failure..What did you think they were just rally towels? Well Kevin, my best advice is to take solace in your other teams. You always have the Browns, oh wait the Pats trashed them. Theres always the Blue Jacketsss oh nevermind. Ummmm how about the Cava-lost in the finals and their best player is a Yankees fan. Ummmmmmmm how about you take up painting or something, at least your not a Mainer, you always have that.
Onward to Darren from Cambridge:
Hosers,
What do you make of the recent problems at the BC rink? Alot of people seem to be really upset about it.
Well Darren, I think a team flying from Dakota to Boston for what was supposed to be one of the Premier matchups of the early parts of the regular season, only to have it be called a draw after two periods because of fog and terrible ice conditions that had happened in the past, just might piss a few of those NoDak fans off a little bit. Some have blamed it on poor compressors, some blame the unusual weather outside, some say global warming as a whole, some say Costanza had something to do with it, and many stand by BC mistakenly thinking that NoDak was only here for their Halloween Wine Cooler Rave. You'd think with the kinda trust funds they have, they would have fixed the problem a while back. Put there must have been a sale on pink collared shirts that day.
Now here's a real pressing question from Sarah in Durham that I'm sure many have also pondered.
Hey Hosers,
I don't what to choose from this weekend. I got tickets for the Cats games vs CC, but I also want to watch the World Series too. Half my friends say Cats, the other say Sox, what am I going to do?
OK, since Friday night is an off day for the Sox, that should be what I would call a "No-brainer unless your a Mainer". Saturday I might encourage some creativity. Bring a radio with you to listen to the game (the commentators on Fox are douchebags anyway) at the hockey game. By the time the Good Guys in Blue are done with sending the Community College Tigers back out west, you'll be back in time to see the Sox take on the CRox. If you happen to have a portable TV that would be able to pick up the game, you are required to bring it to Sect 123 Row A for our amusement, and a couple 12 packs would be expected too.
Well that's all for now, see you all Friday at Lake Whittemore, and remember to order your copy of "Johnathan Papelbon: Duke of The Dance" today!
Good day, Eh!
Rouge
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