Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Finding Waldo on St.Boltoph St (Beanpot yet to be found in that area)




Quote of the Week: "It"
Because it's the word



Another day, another trip to Beantown for your heroes. This week, the Hosers found themselves in the frosty and ancient confines of Matthews Arena. This old building has always had a special place in the heart of many of your heroes. Some enjoy being in one of the oldest arenas still standing, some of us revel in being in the original home to the Bruins, but all Hosers simply enjoy being their because the NUtered Huskies always offer us a good laugh with their futility.


And so once again began the epic battle between the Dog House and the Litterbox. Not even 5 min into the contest, Mr. Flashains sent a rocket past the Husky Sieve to make it an early 1-0 lead for the good guys. Late in the Period another UNH tally put it at 2-0, but the NUtered ones added one of their own before the period was out. So it stands at 2-1 for the Good Guys in Blue after 1.


One of the more curious changes to the Matthews game environment was that the Husky Band and their husky cheerleaders were stationed in the visitors section of the arena. Being the courteous and warm-hearted guests we always are, we readily gave our assistance to the husky band and their husky cheerleaders. NU can thank us for supporting the often neglected South-Western view point they seem to forget when they say Northeastern. Above all else, when prompted by signs...We did in fact Yell IT!. But what exactly is "it"? Let's examine shall we?


Could this "IT" that the husky cheerleaders be the fact that by the end of the 2nd period, Mr. Fritsch and Mr. Radja put on more tallies to further put things out of reach? Could it be another Chocolate Chip baked confection from Muffin Man Pollastrone that found it's way past the NU Sieve? Perhaps it is the fact a husky failure was sent packing via game dq? Whatever it is, we certainly made sure to yell it.

3rd period rolls around and despite attempted NUtered comebacks the game seems fairly in hand. Hoser Nation made one of the most sought after discoveries in recent history. After verifying it with all the books and all known descriptions of the man, we did in fact find Waldo! As you can see in this photo, Waldo was hiding among the NU fans, but when he realized how much of a lost cause they are, he jumped sides and seemed to readily change his stripes to New Hampshire blue and white. Leave it to the Hosers to find and convert Waldo before Northleastern could find the beanpot.



The Husky cheerleaders keep telling us to yell it, and so we do. They begin to inquire about our age at the same time though....I think they might have been hitting on the Kazoo band though.


Oh wait there was a hockey game too! Captain Hobey Fornataro put the game all but out of reach from the NUtered failures, and then Reemer puts home the nail in the coffin to seal a solid 7-4 win in Beantown


There was a game on Sat night too....But why bring that up? All that needs to be said is that NU had it, and the Good guys...not so much.



Well the weekend approaches ladies and Hosers. Friday night, be sure to lock your liquor cabinets and wear your knife proof kevlar, the River Pigeons and Blaise "Absolut drunk midget" MacDonald come to town. Then on Saturday, the trust-fund trash from Newton come to Durham as Brokeback College tries to find life after Brian "Franken-Douche" Boyle and Aiello's old Cuddlesieve, Schneider. We go from stabbing knives and DUI's to the silver spoon and an inflated sense of entitlement all in two days, so practice your knife fighting and techno dancing and we'll see you Friday. Goodnight Canada and of course,



Good day, Eh!


Rouge

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Was that Waldo or on a Cornell band geek?