The Maine-Doza Line

Quote of the Week:
tCBG: The bear is playing grab ass with her!
Nick: BEAR ASS!!!

Welcome back boys and girls. This past weekend marked the return of the annual White-Out weekend at Lake Whittemore where we welcome the sad and pitiful folk from the North known only as the Mainers into our land so that we can marginalize and mock them, just because it amuses us so.

These days ladies and Hosers, our foul smelling foes have endured some truly harsh times. They have gone from NCAA contenders, to mostly a team of repeat offenders. They went from competing with the other top tier teams for home ice, to competing with Merri-Mat just so they can stay on the ice and away from an early start to Golf season. The once proud and boastful though inbred and diluted Mainer faithful have seemingly succumb to the sadness of the decline of their program. Just how bad is it in M-oron-o? Your hero did some investigating, and I have developed 7 tell tale signs of how sad the trailer park Denizens are as of late.

1. UMaine's top alums have crafted this letter that was sent to the School President which demands Timmay's resignation

2. Mainers are so furious with Timmay, that current Cleveland Browns coach Eric Mangini is being seriously considered for being the first NFL Coach to make the jump to collegiate hockey.

3. Mainers have attempted to make contact with anyone named on the infamous MLB Failed Steroids Test in order to bring them in so they can have another guy to cheat their program to prominence and almost get away with it.

4. Bentley........

5. The only encouragement Mainer goalie coaches can give their sieves is that their goals against average is about the same as Daisuke Matsuzaka's 2009 ERA.

6 Actual Post by Mainer on USCHO on the UNH vs Maine thread:
"**** you Timmay. I am not renewing my season tickets as long as that *** hole ****** bag is behind the bench."

And finally in the spirit of Halloween:
7. Mainers have joined elite company. They are now among fanbases that require only small item in order for others to dress up like them for Halloween. For example
-You could be a Detroit Lions fan
-You could be a Toronto Maple Leafs fan (have fun out there Blake's brother)
-You could also be a Pittsburgh Pirates fan
-And with a with a little work, you can now be a Maine fan

That's all for now ladies and hosers. Be sure to check in throughout the season for more musings and words from the wise to the un-wise. I bid you adieu with your Parting Shot:

Boston's own Bill Simmons enjoys luxury


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