Welcome to this special edition of the ramblings of your borish and clumsy heroes of heroes. We cover a wide range of topics in these scriptures ranging from the economic crisis, global warming, alternative energy, politics, and pretty much everything that isn't the other things I just said cause I've never mentioned them before nor ever will. But, never has a single post stayed on one topic before in the history of these ramblings. Never has the focus been on one single thing.....
Until tonight...
Last night while watching the Monday night game (AKA ESPN continuing their prevalent hard-on of everything Brett Favre does), the man simply known as Bos, brought something to my attention that not only amazed me, but blew my mind with a cascade of stupefying absurdness!!!
Ladies and Hosers, Douchebags and Mainers, I give you...the 2007 Alaska-Fairbanks Nanooks Hockey team entrance video:
Simply stunning...
What can we learn from this you may ask. Well this finally proves that Polar Bears do indeed come from space and that they will destroy the Moon and the Hubble Telescope one day. Is it possible that the Northern Lights, Winter Solstice, and being so close to Mother Russia have affected the minds of Alaskans the way inbreeding continues to plague Mainers? Could be proof that the Chicago Bulls entrance song, Kenny Loggins, and Metallica can coexist. Maybe it's something of a PSA for the constant threat of Giant Space Polar Bears that control much of the major cities in Alaska. OR..It could simply be a historical reenactment of that failed Soviet space experiment that involved a bear being sent into space.
We may never know the true meaning to this fine cinematic achievement, but we Hoser-folk can take one meaning from this. This video is one of the few reasons that it's good we don't have a jumbotron in the Whitt. Cause you know Marty $carrano would find a way to get something weirder.
Good day, eh!
Rouge
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