5 Games in 4 Days: A Hoser Epic Part 2

Well Ladies and Hosers, Im joined tonight by two of the more well known Hosers in the group. The Comic Book Hoser, and Momma Hoser. They have graced my humble abode with thier presence this evening as we prepare for the 3rd day worth of travels. At the moment we are communicating with the masses in our impromptu computer cluster while taking in the ultimate cinematic masterpiece ever to be created on the face of the Earth: Strange Brew. If you ever want to be re-affirmed in the greatness of all Hoser-dom...Download or Buy Strange Brew. Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas turn in a performance that makes anything Mel Gibson, Tom Hanks, or even Sean Connery ever did look like the UML Drama Club

Anyways, The Women's team played host to the Lady Beagles of Boston College. One of this oddest things I saw while standing by my secondary location in the Whitt was that it appeared BC was cheating. It honestly appeared that BC was so desperate for a win, that they actually suited up Men's player, Brain Boyle! However upon further inspection, It was merely an abnormally large women's player.

Things began with an extreme abnormality: The Women of the Whitt found themselves trailing their Hockey East inferiors 1-0 throughout most of the game!!! Not since the banning of the game of tag in a Massachusetts has so many been confused in the absurdity of it all. But like always....Its only a matter of time before Maggie Joyce became enraged, and took out her anger on opponents much like she did when she toppled Godzilla, King Kong, and an Alien invasion all at once.

We all knew that any sieve in recent BC history, they all suffer from the same hereditery disease: No, not douche bag's syndrome, but Matty 5-hole disorder!!! This crippling disease ultimately results in all BC goaltenders ultimately destining themselves for failure and tonight was no exception. The UNH powerplay made their sieve pay for her crimes against all hoser-dom (which she faces charges of witch-craft and tax evasion and parking in front of a fire hydrant). UNH took the game 2-1 and all was set right in the world for the moment. The world was thrown a curveball when it was discovered none of the bars in Durham stopped serving food with beverages at 10!!!! 10!!!! THAT WAS MUTINY!!!!

Anyways, its late and past one Hoser's bedtime. Up in the AM for the busiest day of them all

Good day, eh!
Rouge