Who needs Turkey, we got BC Eagle to roast!

Quote of the Week:
"I can read while sober!"
-yeah, that one was on me


They pop their collars...
They wear pink shirts...
They like their techno music a little too much..
They drink wine coolers...
They are BC!!
And they are THE COMMON DOUCHE BAG!!!
Yes, ladies and Hosers, just before the nation gives thanks for all that we are fortunate enough to have, we travel to the campus where the women are women, and the men are more limp-wristed than Alex Rodriguez in the playoffs, aka Boston College. For all those who are unfamiliar with what exactly is the make up of this strange creature that is the average BC fan, Hoser scientists have constructed this is easy to understand diagram so that there will be little to no confusion when you may come across this primitive and pompous creature.

There are other interesting facts about this breed that may be of use to you all when making a trek to Chestnut Hill. Everyone who has ever been to New England knows that BC's most famous alum is former Patriots QB, Doug Flutie. Of course we do, because the average BC fan never shuts up about it!! No one here will deny that Mr. Flutie did some truly remarkable things in his time there and continues to do so to this day, but we don't wanna hear about for the 1,000,000th time from a peon wearing one of those ugly gold "superfan" t-shirts. While we are on the topics of superfans, what kind've "superfan" arrives at a game late in the 1st or even 2nd period? Whether its because they are just trying to squeeze in one more wine cooler or they are having a hard time finding their man-purses, they always seem to show up late for games.

By the way, big thanks to the fool who decided to schedule such an important game on the day before Thanksgiving.....Idiot

Anyways, being it the day before such an important holiday, the Hosers decided that in a gesture of goodwill, that we would join a small group of BC faithful before the game. We of course, arrived right on time, the BC group however, were nowhere to be found. Now you'd think since we are their guests they would be hospitable and arrive on time, but of course we Hosers made one crucial mistake....They are BC fans....They truly believe time does not apply to them. They were of course very late, but her majesty was kind enough to bend her usually busy pregame routine to stay for a short while longer. Not once did they apologize for their lateness, but they did mutter a few excuses along the lines of forgetting their man-purses and something about Aiello wanting to cuddle.

We did leave the BC group to their own devices so we could make puck drop (most of them had not heard of such a thing taking place in the 1st period...Which they also have not ever heard of). Upon arrival, we were greeted by a truly laughable site. There were no BC students in either section. None, nadda, zilch, zero. Holiday or not, it was the most pathetic showing of a fanbase since any attempt by a Merrimack fan to be optimistic about their team. But on a lighter note, we treated by appearances by a pair that redefines UNH Rock star...No, not Savianno or Ayers. Doog "Mr. Thursday Night" Yacobson and the Bos Hoser himself made time in their busy schedules (they squeezed us in between their usual parties at the Playboy Mansion and their dinner with Alexander Ovechkin and the Governator himself).

Rather than give you the traditional summary, I feel it being a holiday, we must take time to consider what we are thankful for this holiday season. So here is an inaugural Hoser Nation Top 10 list. The Top Ten Things we were grateful for during the UNH vs BC game

10. We are grateful the Good Guys in Blue rendered local freak, Brian Boyle completely useless to the point where he decided to go back to his day job: The Barnum and Bailey Circus Freak..He also doubles as the bearded lady.
9. Cory Schneider being even more useless to the point where BC was trying to get Matty 5-hole to make a celebrity appearance
8. Jerry Pollastrone and how me made Schneider's uselessness obvious to all
7. Captain Morgan Rum....According to everyone it made me a lot sharper at the game eh
6. Mr. Radja and his continued mastery of driving opposing Sieves towards post traumatic depression
5. Mr. Regan teaching all of BC that no matter how much money their Mommy and Daddies have in the bank from embezzling companies, it will never buy them a goal, nor will it stop Jesus from hating on them.
4. The Mayor of Hoser Nation and his executive decision that all opposing sieves in Hockey East and other conferences should just give up and jump of a bridge...Especially Schneider
3. Matt "I discovered America before the Pilgrims" Fornataro for continuing his fast growing Hobey Baker campaign for his 377th overall award, he also managed to save a litter of puppies from a burning building during the 2nd intermission
2. Carl Sneep for being so grateful for Hoser Nation, he was nice enough to hand us the game winning goal in a classic "Ryan Whitney" type of moment. Schneider strangled him in his sleep later that night
1. We are of course thankful for UNH sending the metrosexuals of BC home to spoon with each other over the agony of a 6-3 loss to the Good Guys in Blue!

That pretty much sums it all up for Hoser Nation last night, the good guys win, we dined on roast Eagle, BC fans drowned their sorrows in techno and wine coolers, and all is well in the world. Its time for me to prepare for my own thanksgiving festivities...As in turkey, ragging on my BC loving cousin, eating pie, watching football, and passing out. I am of course thankful for hockey, family, and obviously all of you in Hoser Nation. Have a great Thanksgiving and remember to bring the snips to Boston saturday, we got some stray Huskies to NUter!

Good day, eh!
Rouge