And she's Provi-Dancing like shes never Prov-danced before!

Quote of the Week:
"I go both ways"
-Ankur, welcome home, and welcome to America and Hoser Nation to his new wife Namrata, I swear, that despite our reputation for randomness, we are not too crazy


Quiz time Ladies and Hosers. Who can clear out a Chuck E Cheese birthday party nearly as fast as Mr. Keith Johnson? If you guessed the Friars then your right! Just dont tell Bertagna or he'll attempt to censor us! So I hope the little ones were at a relative's house or another form of safe house while Proviced came to town for their 1st visit of the season. It was a strange weekend in Hoser Nation as there was only one game for us to work with. But when it comes to making games count, Hoser Nation made everything they could out of this one game. In a week worth of tireless hours in the studio, but the Hosers would not settle for anything less than perfection. With Proviced in town, it was the duty of any true Hoser to do Proviced's trademark dance routine some hard earned credit.

While I was unavailable to be at my traditional location among the rest of Hoser Nation, everyone seemed to manage just fine. That is until the point where Proviced took a 1-0 lead into the 2nd period. While the play was not as flat as the previous saturday's game, it was still some cause for concern.

Low and behold, the second period comes along and the old saying is proven true once again, Wine is fine, but McFlicker is just plain quicker. #9 returned to the lineup and went right back to where he left off and tied the game with help from Mr. Hemmingway. Before the fish could even make it into the dumpster after hitting the ice, Mr. Fortney tipped home the go ahead goal and set things right on the Hoser Dome Scoreboard.

Then came the moments the world had been waiting for. Theatre and Dance students and professors alike were ready to take notes. Big name musical artists were waiting for it so they could choreograph their next music video to it. And then it happened.....

EVERYBODY PROVI-DANCE!!!!!!!

And the world was left slack jawed. Somewhere on American Idol, what whiny British bastard Simon was weeping over it's beauty. The people on "Dancing with the Stars" were considering to base their entire next season on it. On my end of the rink, all were left stupified by it. Provi-dance, unlike Marty "Im almost as big a douche bag as the common BC fan" Scarrano and his latest decision to remove Black Betty from the playlist, the Hoser rendition of the Provi-dance is a 5 star success.

The game went on, and Mr. Regan continued to deny the Friars team more times than Brom denied their admission applications. By the final buzzer, the Good Guys in Blue chalked up another win, an ugly one, but a win nonetheless. And also of note a couple $1,000 was raised in the annual "Toss a Zancanarro" charity promotion. And I also put the Matrix to shame and dodged every crude chuck-a-puck thrown my way.

Elsewhere, there are rumors of a mass suicide going on in Orono after some traumatic events at the Alfond this past weekend. Then again, who wouldnt be down if they had NUtered Huskies mocking them on the internet.

Well ladies and Hosers, friday marks the beginning of our long anticipate weekend tilt with the Scum of Humanity themselves. Thats right, the Mainers will dare to enter our beautiful state. Keep the children hidden as well as your livestock, and until next time as always,

Good day, eh!
Rouge