Enemies of the State Beware!

The Scum of the Earth are coming to town! The same people that brought you such low budget and low life classics such as "Barnyard Fantasies 1-17", "Beatdown on the Baseball Team", "Keith Johnson in Candyland", and of course "My Big Obese Inbred Trailer Trash Wedding" are coming to New Hampshire this weekend! The annual weekend tilt against the Mainers against the Good Guys in Blue is finally upon us. And it's their turn to be afraid now.

There definetly seems to be a healthy buzz about this weekend across our beautiful campus about this weekend that seems bigger than recent years Student tickets sold out this afternoon just after 12pm and yours truly was part of the longest ticket line ive seen in my tenure in Durham. And in Manchester, available tickets are disappearing fast and more and more students are making the trip. And that one confused and miserable fool that constantly defiles our campus by wearing nothing but pussy blue Mainer attire day in and day out like some cheap $3.50 whore from Bangor has yet to show his pitiful face (or maybe Maggie Joyce got to him 1st).

The Mainers maybe limping their way down 95, but by no means should anybody be holding back or taking them lightly. In fact, you could call this a challenge. A challenge to ensure that this weekend will be an absoulte living hell on Earth for the Barrel Pickers from Orono. Every night, be it Manch-Vegas or Durham should their absolute worst nightmare come true. Lets make sure the only voice Ben "Still not Jimmy Howard" Bishop can hear is ours reminding him of the perpetual failure he is. Lets drive Timmah! into a state of madness that will make him want to run home to cuddle with Dolly the sheep. Lets be as absolutely relentless as Michel "I wish I was Matt Fornataro" Léveillé looking for an easy score at the family reunion, in our efforts . Lets make the Mainers afraid to cross into our territory and even more so afraid to step into any arena we walk into. Above all else, we make these toothless backwoods failures finally relize the truth that it is NOT OK TO BE A MAINER!!!

No more Mr, Ms, and Mrs. Nice Hosers. The Black Bear roast begins right in my backyard of Manch-Vegas. Be afraid Mainers, be very very afraid......eh! Everyone else, until friday as always,

Good Day, eh
Rouge