Hoser Mail Call!!!!

Well Ladies and Hosers, lets face it, being the extraordinary people we are, its hard not to accumulate a large number of fans where ever we go, hell, there are even a few people in Maine that have opened their eyes to obvious errors of their ways! So today Im going to pick out a few letters from that gargantuan pile of letters that have quite frankly taken over my appartment
George From Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan writes:
Dear Hosers,
Just how did the Hosers begin? I hope to one day follow in your footsteps!
Well George, the exact beginning of the Hosers has been debated over for thousands of years. But since Grandpa Hoser and Doc Hoser (formerly Moses Hoser and Hoser of State) were there those thousands of years ago, they've told us several different stories and all of which are completely true. Some say we began millions of years as a result of the big bang (which of course was the Sonic Boom created by the sound of Maggie Joyce punching Banannas the Black Bear in the face). Some say that we were simply a collection of Superhuman beings from all different backgrounds and origins like the Super Friends. And a few people think that a bunch of kids started to going to Hockey games at UNH, more and more showed and then Darci kinda took over and went from there.

Robert from Peabody, MA asks:
Hey, Hosers!
I've been hearing rumors all over the internet about a Hosers Movie being in production. Is it true, cause id sell my soul and then some to see it!

Well Robert, I wouldnt blame you for wanting to sell your soul for that. Truth is, there is talks of a movie, but currently we have up to 4 directors fighting for the honor to direct this film. The likes of Speilberg, Peter Jackson, Mel Gibson, Martin Scorsese, James Cameron, and a few others have been pitching ideas to us for sometime now. There has also been a very large number of big name actors and actresses approaching us to score some of the roles in this movie. Heres an idea of who wants to be whom
Doc Hoser: Robert DeNiro, George Clooney, Jeremy Piven (PCU, Entourage)
Grandpa: Jack Nicholson, Sylvester Stallone, Mike Myers
Momma Hoser: Jessica Alba, Mandy Moore, Scarlett Johansson
Godfather: James Gadolfini (Sopranos), Russel Crowe, Al Pacino
Smokey: Nicholas Cage, Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn
Rouge: Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Tobey Maguire (the list goes on)
Erinn: Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, Katie Holmes
Many of the other Hosers have gotten so many offers they are spending entire days just viewing some of these actors and rejecting alot of them. But of course, we have all made significant contributions to cinemas as the image below is just a sample of our acting resumes


Finally we have a letter from Rachel from Manch-Vegas, NH. She writes:
Hosers,
Do you think Matt Fornataro will win Hobey Baker again this year?

Rachel, Why dont you ask us if we think a vast majority of the BC male population would like to spoon with A-Rod while your at it? Because the answer to both questions is an obvious yes! Not only has he already wrapped up that award, but he's already the front runner for the 2007 Cy Young Awards for the AL and NL, the Nobel Prize in every category for the next 10 years, and hes pretty much already won the Super Bowl MVP (its not like LaDanian Tomlinson is going to be winning it this year).

Thats all for now people, see you friday for our return to the Hoser-Dome on Lake Whittemore, until then as always,
Good day, eh!
Rouge