Quote of the Week:MVU Fan: Hey Regan! Bang your Stick!!
Matt: Hey, Regan! Bang his Girlfriend!!!
In their infinite wisdom, the Hockey Gods decided that just the thing we Hosers needed after our excursion to the sunshine state was a trip....the hippie hub of America known as MVU...Wonderful.
Of course the 3 hour drive felt like absolutely nothing after what we Hosers had just accomplished just over a week ago. While I am tempted to write another epic of our journey this past weekend, Im wary that any MVUsers would be tempted to print out the 1,000 or so pages I typically go through to write an epic, and then use it as rolling paper. Instead, its just about time for another edition of a Hoser Nation Top 10 list! So here we have the Top 10 moments of the UNH vs MVUsers weekend
10. Herr Mayor showing Howard Dean that the best way to win an election is to make MVU sieves look foolish...and not scream like a 7 year old girl at a Keith Johnson meet and greet
9. Mr. Regan denying the MVU offense more times than the Government has denied their attempts to "Leaglize it"
8. MVU Faithful resorted to the sort've deviant behavior depicted in news article below
7. The Hosers visited the Ben & Jerry's plant just in time to see them retire the ever-popular flavor of "Cat-a-Fraud Elephant Walk Walnut" to their flavor graveyard as well as the Teabag flavored smoothie that comes with an order of that flavor
6. On the campaign trail, Smokey McHoser was named official BrewMaster of the Magic Hat Brewery for a day! It will take at least 5 years for them to restock just what he consumed in the name of "Quality Control"
5.MVU Frosh Sieve Mike Spillane said "I'd rather Elephant walk all the way back to Bow than face that offense for another period"
4. MVUsers in attendance were able to hit us Hosers with litter much more effectively than the Cat-A-Frauds offense hit the back of the net
3.Rally Towelie had more an idea of what was going on than Joe Fallon did
2. The Mayor, Hemmingway, Vinz, Pollastrone, Murray, and Collins lit the lamp more times in 2 days just about as many times as the average MVUser lights the bong
1. MVU's #1 nationally ranked defense went down faster than a rookie at a MVU "Welcome Freshmen Hockey Players" Party
In other news, just when you thought Merrimack couldnt hit anymore new lows, they managed to allow a Z00-mass goaltender to score against them.....and it wasnt even an end of the game, empty net situation. They managed to allow this goal while awaiting a delayed penalty against Zoo-Mass! Truly unbelievable.
Another weekend, another win or two, and all Vermont can do is sit, smoke, and know that they have given new meaning to the un-original term "Umileated". Now the Hosers get to enjoy a few days off (I get to make a return to the ice in the LHS Alumni Game, this event is sold out of course). Saturday night, we march down to the corner of Elm St and Lake Ave to face that other team from NH in mine and Godfather Hoser's backyard of Manch-Vegas, until next time as always,
Good day, Eh!
Rouge
hmmm, I dont think ive taken any shots at the Mainers yet...Well in the spirit of making fun of the goofy stoners of MVU...Mainers are towels!!!!
1 comment:
We all took a shot at Maine Saturday during the third period, if you recall the one Black Bear in the crowd. Also congrats on the race, I see a bright future in Arctic-Rickshaw driving for you.
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