Ladies and Hosers, once again, Hoser Nation has made history. No, we have officially gotten the ok from the United Nations that we can set the Alfond a blaze (friggen bureaucracy). We have made history in biblical way. Just this afternoon, a mass archaeological dig began just outside of what we know as Snively Arena. Based on some research done by Hoser Historians, it was believed that a precious artifact was buried somewhere in this arena. By the hammer of thor, we were right. An ancient scroll that dates back to the time of Jesus (not Pollastrone) was unearthed in perfect condition and the content of this scroll were remarkable. It has been concluded that this scroll is in fact, a missing page from the Bible itself. In a Hoser Nation exclusive, we have a photo of this scroll, and as you can see, it all together proves what all of Hoser Nation has known to be the truth for several thousands of years.
You see it correctly people, historical proof that Jesus does in fact hate B.C!!!!!!
All those theology classes they have to take down at Brokeback College have all been for nothing! Dont believe it, well for all those nay-sayers, Grandpa Hoser and Doc Hoser not only have backed up the validity of this document with their word of honor, they also provided eye witness testimony of this scene actually taking place. In fact, they have told that later that same day, this same sad bag of douche, was struck by lightning.
More news to come as it is made available, until then as always,
Good Day, eh!
Rouge
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