Don't Cry Mainers, heres some Hoser Mail Call!

Here we are again Ladies and Hosers, another oversized pile of mail to sort through for our loving fans. 1st up, we have Melissa from Lake Placid, NY and she writes:

Dear Hosers,

Do you have a favorite rink out of all the hundreds you have been visiting over the years?

Well Melissa, every rink we've been too has their own charm to them that makes them unique. Brokeback College's Conte Forum is good if you like bad techno music, cheap wine coolers, and playing with glow sticks in the fog. The Dick Umile Scoreboard makes going to the aaaa Harry AAAAgannis AAArena well worth it. If you aren't a freshman and never miss a 4:20, the Gutterson Fieldhouse is for you. The Mullins Center regularly puts on regular educational showings of how the common neanderthal behaved. Playing the part of those neanderthals are of course the Zoo-Mass faithful. SLU(T)'s Appleton Arena is the result of Mrs. Garrison's 4th grade Popsicile building project. The Alfond is....well.....a piece of $h!t. The list goes on.

Next up is Frank from San Diego, and he asks:

Hey, Hosers,

Do you ever feel bad for a team like Merrimack who just can't seem to find the formula for success?

Frank, in short. No. No we don't feel bad for them. In fact, we despise the very fact that they waste a date on our calendar. Honestly, how can a team remain in Hockey East when the visiting fans easily outnumber the home "fans" and when its possible the even a Mainer could almost outsmart them? Though Snively South does make for good pajama days and their conecessions make excellent pretzels.

Finally we have Laurie from Topeka;

Hosers!

What do you think of the Smith/Bishop Collision during the most recent game with the Mainers?

OK, apparently alot of people are steamed over this issue (most of which are inbred barnyard molestors from a certain sad excuse of a state north of beautiful New Hampshire). All the replays, the players, officials, and all others with an intelligent opinion say that it was a simple collision that just happened. It was unfortunate the Mainer Sieve was hurt in the play, but any claims that the Mayor was "hunting" for him are merely the claims of bitter and ignorant Mainers.There is still contact allowed in Hockey, and by contact, I dont mean the kind that Keith Johnson makes with his Kid's Club online. However, out of the kindness of our mighty hearts we in Hoser Nation and the rest of the UNH faithful want to give the Mainers a gift to show that we have hears their crys and sobs. And being it so close to Valentines Day, it would only be appropriate to send the Mainers a special Valentine's Day Surprise that will really leave them in tears

Thats all for now Hosers, see you all this weekend when we make our way Comm Ave for the 3rd time this year (1st time intentionally) for our tilt with Badmouth U. Until then as always,

Good Day, eh!

Rouge