Quote of the Week: "Rob likes to make the Women Cry."-Erinn in regards to Smokey's good habit of sending many opposing lady sieve's into counseling
Well ladies and Hosers, it was only a matter of time. After 3+ plus weeks of subpar to flat out terrible play, The Good Guys in Blue are back with a vengeance! After some speculation and worry concerning how bad things had been for us, and how on fire our foes from Proviced had been, that fire was Provi-danced out in a such an artistically brutal manner, Hannibal Lecter would have been impressed. Forget that 7-1 debocle or any notions that they might have stood a chance. It would be impossible for even me to accurately depict the beauty of the past 2 games, so instead we are gonna run down another classic Hoser Nation Top 10 list. So off we go with the top 10 Quarterfinal moments:
10.) Proviced fans seemed to enjoy our rendition of their classic dance routine...After this weekend I think we can claim legal custody of the dance almost as much as Momma Hoser can claim custody to half the children of Strafford
9.) Mr. Fortney telling Proviced: "I score on you once, shame on you, I score on you twice, please back your bags and get f&^k out!"
8.) After a few weeks of circulating milk carton ads, The UNH power play was returned to the Good Guys in Blue and managed to rack up 3 tallies in such an artistic fashion it left the Proviced Sieve standing still in awe....Oh wait, no, he just sucked
7.) "Starting" Proviced Sieve doing his best impression of legendary International Goaltender Vladislav Tretiak: Getting Pulled after one period of giving up 2 goals.
6.) The new season of "The Kevin Regan Show" began with the usual spectacular drama that would make Jack Bauer spontaneously combust in awe
5.) Jesus Pollastrone, The Mayor, and Matt "What the hell kind've mascot is a Friar anyway?" Fornataro got back to the same offensive trickery that left the Goons regretting their rejection from Brom even more than usual.
4.) 2 games, 84 shots on net...0 Goals....Almost as ineffective as a ZooMass Minuteman...even with viagra
3.) So I think that 1st line kinda had a good weekend..I mean 3 goals and 8 assists in two games isnt too shabby
2.) PROVI-DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION!!!!!!
1.) 2 games: 10 Goals for, 0 Against, one big, pleasant turnaround, and one step closer to taking another item off the season to-do list!
And now late breaking news, we have some shocking images related to the results of the series between ZooMass and the Mainers..Warning this is very graphic and will make Mainers whine
Doesnt that just bring a tear to your eye? And I mean tears of happiness and laughter at the expense of Mainers...Well, now we wait once again to see who we will be facing in Boston next weekend as our great quest continues and until then as always
Good day, Eh!
Rouge
2 comments:
I thought I make the ladies cry because of my boyish good looks and my habit of leaving them broken hearted?
Personally I always thought that was my department
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