Post #50 and 10 events that changed the World: The Top 10 Moments of the 2006-07 Season

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So at last Ladies and Hosers, we have come to this. The 1st ever countdown of the most memorable moments of this past season. I want to congratulate everyone first and foremost for avoiding the border patrol this year, and be on the lookout, the holiest of Hoser Scriptures will soon be available to the world. No, not my life story. The Annual Quotebook Publication will be out soon. And now on with it!

10. Matt Pedone: The Official preferred College Hockey fan of Jon Graveliese. The sensai of the "WOOOO!" paid homage to the Godfather in Manch-Vegas and his children have another role model to look up to now.

9. Sailing the mighty Atlantic in Durham (aka A-Lot) while watching Football and Hockey. We battled the hurricane force winds! We battled the torrential rains! And We battled poorly officiated Hockey! And all we got for it was a dry pair of socks.

8. More proof I can get more puckbunnies than anyone from Merrimack, ever. I guess even in a completely obliterated drunken state of mind, wicked smaht women know real men wear Navy and White..And I can't help it if I'm too handsome for my own good.

7. Screw Ali vs Fraser, we had McHoser vs Some Lowell Slum Scum. The guy pretty much ended the fight the second he opened his pathetic mouth, but that didn't save him from Smokey's patented Presidential Piledriver.

6. Using brutal but non-Maggie Joyce force, The Hosers claim the Whitt doors on Maine Weekend again. Under the cover of ridiculously early hours and darkness, an elite tactical team secured our rightful place and once again set the standard in indoor tailgating. Those froshes certainly never saw an ambush coming from an unassuming pile of garbage by the doors.

5. Merrimack Fans vs the Hosers: Rex Grossman couldn't have mailed it in better than them. Need I go through the entire Hockey East Career of Merrimack Hockey to disprove their claim that God loves them? I guess those 3 wins they managed this year were Pity Wins from God. That kid that utilized paper plates had more creativity than those morons. Though they put up the same kinda effort their hockey team has been putting over the years. At least they got that condom deal to hang

4. More devastation than a Maggie Joyce haymaker: The Adamantium Cowbell of Death and Destruction. That bell alone had enough sonic power to knock over an entire Orono trailer park. Throw in 3 more bells, and those inbred barnyard rapists went down faster than a silver spoon sucking BC douchebag goes down on Aiello.

3. Grandpa Hoser shows us how football was played when he had Moses on QB. The Proviced Flag kid may never run the concourse of the Schneider again after Nick leveled him so mightily, Tedy Bruschi was jealous. He even received one of the highest honors any man could receive: a thumbs up gesture from Tom Brady. Thats right OT, you married a Hoser that Tom Brady has given two thumbs to!

2. Uh, oh! You're from Maine, and the Hosers just burned your toilet bowl of a barn down! Once again, a picture does say it all. Just when you thought last years breaking of the Alfond jinx was beautiful, than this year's Trashing of the Trailer Park Trash will make you wet your pants. Ben Bitch-op was chased away faster than a 6 year old at Keith Johnson's birthday party. Even their horses were laughing at their futility.

And now, for the #1 Hoser Nation Moment of the 2006-2007 Season: roll of the cowbell please.......

The Hosers steal the Heart of the Sunshine State!

As if there was going to be any doubt at all. After slaying the Jersey turnpike and making all those other southern states a brighter place (well, the ones that were awake through most of them), the Hosers have become more an institution in Florida than Disney, Messed up Elections, and Old Folks from New England. It's been rumored that even Little Elian Gonzales wanted to bolt Cuba again just to be in our presence...But Keith Johnson scared him away. Germain Arena itself was re-dubbed Hoser Dome South, the local economy is going to be strong for the next 20 years thanks to "The Hosers were Here" merchandising campaign, locals have been reporting that the alligators have been crying ever since the day we left,the sound guy continues to praise the day we brought life into that arena and he still uses the Hoser Mix at all events, the Southwest FL chapter of UNH alums still wishes their kids and grandkids were more like us, and sans that one local yokle, there hasn't been a single Florida resident that has not wished we "went back to Rhode Island". We also had an honor that few UNH faithful have ever received: We are among the few, the proud, the people that were there, when Coach Umile unleashed The Manke onto the world.

Well, while our work is done for now, Hoser Nation will be sending ambassadors down to St. Louis for the Frozen Four so that all those fans from other conferences can bask in our greatness and to mock the Mainers and Brokeback College scum some more. After that, it is a summer of pondering the questions of the next season:

-Who will the Mayor strike down next?

-Will Gerbe ever hit his growth spurt?

-Will Doc and Grandpa Hoser ever find the fountain of youth?

-Just how many times over will the Next Hoser Mix and the Kazoo Band's next album go platinum?

-Who shall carry the cowbell duties come the fall?

-Will Durham ever recover from the carnage and chaos that was my 4 years of college and will I ever return for more?

-Is the Queen of the Hosers really the last remaining hope for the children of America?

-Does BU really deserve to have OT Hoser on it's campus?

These questions will be answered in time, until then as always

Good day, Eh!

Rouge