Quote of the week: I
couldn't let this one go unrecognized
Rouge:"Hey, I know how to bribe Nick and Jay into buying into it if I ever felt like a mutiny"
Erinn:"Oh? with Jose? haha"
Rouge:"That or a new type of baked good that is actually a sepository"
Erinn:"HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Rouge:"Frosting and prostate enriching nutrients!"
Erinn:"eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
Rouge:"Could always make it in chicken parm flavor?"
A recent development has come to my attention ladies and Hosers. Many individuals have asked just how all of this began, and by that I mean, this little blog, the legendary tales of our greatness, and just where the identity of Hoser came from. Well yours truly will dedicate post #60 to answering all those questions.
How did the name "Hosers" come about?
It began a several thousand millenia ago (aka my sophomore year).The actual word Hoser was found in a classic holiday tune composed by the original great Hoser Prophets, Bob and Doug MacKenzie. Upon discovery of this majestic hymn, a small cadre of noble gentlemen and one lady delved deeper into the meaning of this word. After much research, it was discovered that the term Hoser meant "A clumsy, boorish person, especially a beer drinking man". With this revelation, it was concluded that this little group that originally made the discovery fit this definition fairly well. This original group of Hosers consisted of those that we now know as the Queen, the Prime Minister, the infamous Baron Von Hosehead (Marcel),and Bos Hoser (aka Stonewall O' Sullivan or whatever other name Mr. Yacobson gives him at random moment). At this point we used the teachings of the MacKenzie Bros to form the 1st and only Spanish-French Canadian broomball team called "Los Nordiques". From there we brought those teachings into the Hoser-Dome and to the special row. From there, the legendary society of scholars, innovators, defenders, and still clumsy and boorish boozers was born. Apparently ancient Canadian artists saw this coming thousands of years in advance, as this work of art was recently found in the hills of Flin Flon, Manitoba
How did the Hoser Nation scriptures come about?
One night while standing guard at the Hoser Dome, it occurred to me that throughout our time, we have had so many adventures and so many brilliant nuggets of knowledge, and yet only a few people knew of them. Of course the fact that I was incredibly bored at the time contributed to it as well. So on a cold night in October, your great, powerful, and devastatingly handsome Prime Minister created a blog designed to tell the tales of our travels and also of the absurdness of my workplace at the Whitt. Needless to say, I didn't exactly expect it to be as popular as it has been.....OK ya I did see it all coming. Since that one night in October, the blog has become more of a guide to life for the misguided and a great source of humor that was often at the expense of the Mainers and common douchebags from Brokeback College.
Thats all for now Hosers, but before I go, some good news from the Hoser Dome. We inching our way one step closer to another season of shenanigans as the ice will be brought back and painted in the 1st week of July! If I am once again putting my artistic mastery to work, Ill be looking to provide you all a photo expose of it all. Until next time, remember the motto we the Original Hosers laid down those thousands of years ago, "There is no "I" in Hoser" and as always,
Good day, Eh!
Rouge
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