-My father during the 1st half of the latest Pats massacre of the National Football League
Well.....there was a game Friday night in Durham, but considering the eventual outcome of said game, I think a short but more animated recap of how things went is more appropriate for summarizing this "game"
The game should have gone something like this, with the Good Guys in Blue scoring and making saves in a similar fashion as to what is seen below
However, Friday night looked more like this
http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=50861230c31071ca0b30605d0c1abdd2
Nothing further needs to be said.
Saturday evening provided the Good Guys in Blue a chance to at least attempt to redeem themselves from the night before. Now unfortunately, yours truly was unavailable for this journey, however, during the course of their journey down to Proviced, the group that was able to make the trip made a startling discovery...The long lost OT and Grandpa Hoser...Apparently Grandpa Hoser's Alzheimer's was acting up again as hes been spending the last few weeks at the Schneider thinking it was the Whitt and all poor OT could do was sit there, pregnant and wondering what to do besides laugh at him....
Yes Mainers, your worst fear realized, the Hosers are reproducing, a new generation of Hoser will come to make your lives suck even more! Congrats to Nick and Erinn of course!!
And on to the game, unfortunately I have yet to be informed of any interesting tales of the journey yet other than Darci in "hooker" boots, and her and Jay driving every which way across creation on the way home. Judging from the box score and some other details given to me, it was the "Paul Thompson Show with James vanRiemsdyk and the Thomas Fortney Band" as they seemed to do it all in a 5-4 OT win for the Good Guys in Blue.
Do you think that line shuffle just may have paid off just a little bit?
Meanwhile elsewhere in Hockey East, everything continues to be ass backwards thus far..NUtered wins again, Brokeback Coll took one on the chin to UM-Ass, MVU beat Beancan Univ after the Toy Poodles lit up the Cat-A-Frauds like a cheap bong. Annnnnnnnndddd at the Volpe, the Mainers found a way to top their performance from last weekend...One thing that's sure to top getting swept by Proviced in your own toilet bowl rink, is getting swept by Merri-Mat in their rink.
Back in Orono, the sullen and downtrodden Barnyard deviants have resorted to such heartbreaking and yet incredibly amusing acts of depression
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That's all for now ladies and Hosers, Have a great Thanksgiving and enjoy those naps during the Football, no worries I will be back Saturday for our non conference tilt with Brom. Goodnight Canada and of course,
Good day, Eh
Rouge
2 comments:
We forgot to tell you that we had to sit and watch the game in a wind tunnel created by the fire door being left open because they had to run tv cables through it and god forbid if they tried to close it. And Thompson's new name is Pthompson.
the wind tunnel affect must be there to make up for the lack of real crowd noise they have.....Wait..Proviced actually believes people watch them on TV when its not NESN?!?
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