Friday, December 07, 2007

Catching up with the Hosers

Quote of the week: Doesn't this just bring a smile to your face?

Well ladies and Hosers, I seem to have fallen behind a bit in enlightening the world with our tales of greatness and wonderment. So here's a little recap of the goings on from the last few weeks:

-What can Brom do for you? Not much beyond losing 5-2 on the waters of Lake Whittemore

-The best hockey name since Schwartzbauer: Brownschidle!!!

-Grandpa Hoser's Birthday! He is now ummmmmm, lets just say he's celebrated birthdays with Moses (apparently the Roman Empire had killer parties too)

-Doc and Darci's Birthday too!

-Maine still sucks

-USCHO is a good source of information, it's also full of a lot of crazy morons that can't comprehend logic at all

-This is possibly some of the most disturbing news to come out of Canada in recent memory...I will begin research to disprove this once and for all.

-A weekend with Lowell: Friday night was good, Saturday night......not so good, either way, no Hosers were stabbed.

-And Radja still Tiger now

That's pretty much the short version of whats been going on in Hoserville lately. The snoooowwww is on the ground and Christmas is fast approaching, but before we can enjoy all the presents and eggnog, we have a full plate worth of adventures to undertake.

Tomorrow afternoon, your heroes ship out to the intellectual abyss of Amherst to show the UMassholes how to behave in an intelligent and classy manner....We have more hopes that the Good Guys in Blue pull off a good win than Massholes being classy.

Then come Sunday the 16th, the ultimate battle between good and evil continues....That's right, the Good guys in Blue host the Scum of the Earth at Whiteout 07-08!

That's all for now Hosers, see ya tomorrow for Being Classy and Not UMassy 101, goodnight Canada and of course,

Good day, Eh!
Rouge

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