Sunday, December 23, 2007

Hoser Nation Christmas Spectacular!

Quote of the Week: As preached from our patron saints of Hoser-dom


Happy Holidays ladies and Hosers! Christmas time is always that special time of the year where we all remember and appreciate what really matters in our lives, friends and family that we love, a cold Molson, and that Maine sucks. But it also means a hectic time of preparing those irritating Christmas cards. We send them to people we haven't spoken to in 10 years, and often receive them from people we had presumed dead years ago. In the spirit of this age-old tradition, your heroes have created some true Holiday cards that will warm your hearts and bring a tear to your eye.


Here's one going to Merrimack:



And now here's one on it's way to MVU:
This one is addressed to our simpleton friends in WAAAAmherst:



Here's the card we sent to our favorite silver spoon suckers in Newton:
And finally, we did remember to send one to our inbred underlings in Orono
Well that's all for now ladies and Hosers, Safe travel wishes to the Hosers who will be making the excursion to NoDak to see the Good Guys in Blue take on the Fighting CENSORED. Time for another glass of beer-nog, I wish you all a happy and safe holiday! Be sure to observe Boxing day as well!
Merry Christmas, Eh!
Rouge

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