Hoser Nation loves that dirty water

Quote of the Week:

"C'mon! I dyed my pubes blue for nothing?!?"
-Gangster Hoser

Welcome back to the madness ladies and Hosers. It's that time of the year where league play starts to pick up, and we all know that means we get to entertain the group whose very existance revolves around a tin can trophy that means absolutely nothing to everyone outside of Suffolk County. That's right, it's time to welcome Beancan U to town!

-Also in town were the Foreign Diplomats of Hoser Nation (yes, we are considering Detriot to be foreign enough, Chad). During the offseason, Hooligan Hoser presented his case to the British House of Commons to invade the state of Maine. But not with the typical military force, but with one of the most terrifying forces known to man....2 full stadiums worth of english football hooligans!!! He also made it an official law that all Mainers seen visiting the UK are to be greeted with a rousing "PISS OFF YOU HORSE-SCREWING WANKERS!!!!", followed by a boot to the face and a leg drop. Our Vancouver Hoser also made it legal for any true canuck to go upside a Mainer's head with a totem pole.

-Friday night at Lake Whittemore, there was supposed to be a scheduled "Blue Out" that would include the use of the evil devices better known as thunderstix. While the members of Hoser Nation did abide by this request....The team apparently did not get the memo. However, through our own means of advertising (aka white board), the thunderstix were somewhat silenced by the end of the game.

-In the long tradition of Beancan U sieves that can at least win them another meaningless beanpot....Theres this man whom we shall dub as "Beachball Bennet" as seen below.

-In another brilliant move by the braintrusts of Hockey East, both games in this home and home weekend between the Good Guys in Blue and Beancan U had themselves an all star cast of officials. Friday night had Pork Rinds Andrews gasping and weezing his gut across the ice. After a missed call that involved a high stick by the throat of Reemer, Coach Umilie clearly felt like ringing the throat of the overweight zebra...Unfortunately this ref was so fat he had no neck to ring. Saturday night was Old Man Parker's turn to go off on Tim "He Sucks, He blows, say hello to" Benedetto. We assume Benedetto as well as most other HE officials would listen to Parker a little more if they weren't terrified of Zombies.

-Tigers continue to haunt the Beancan U campus as Mr. Radja reeked havoc all across the arena much of the evening. Our honorary Hoser, Shrader continues to stalk the campus in search of the original tiger let loose by those BU players....He has had little success as he often finds himself sidetracked at various drinking establishments and has little time as he continues to analyze just went wrong during his now famous "Superman Shootout Dive" heard round the 07 Poster's Game.

-With the Foreign Dignitaries in the area, many roundtable discussions were held to discuss the State of Hoser Nation. Here are some of the things we agreed upon:

>Beer is a beautiful thing

>When BC plays Maine..The ideal situation is the scoreboard crashing to the ice, thus cancelling the game and neither team getting points

>Darci will remain queen because its been working fairly well, setting up elections is too much work and we wouldnt have enough cash for the traditional briberies and extortions, and frankly we wouldnt want to put an opposing candidate through the headache and trauma of running against her.

>Maine sucks

>BC sucks

>Northeastern's new theme song will now be "Free Falling"

-Once again, the Gerbe Baby and Ben Bitch-op continued their classic rivalry of Pint-Sized Punk and Oversized Sloth. Lets go to the video

-Recently found this weekend: The UNH powerplay! Turns out it was hanging out in Boston waiting to meet up with BeachBall Bennet.

-Congrats to Captan Hobey for hitting the 100 point mark the other night. Later that night, Grandpa Hoser was boasting that he had hit the century mark sooner than Hobey, unfortunately, the 100 point club is not the same as the 100 year old mark.

-As we speak, there are about a million English Hooligans invading Orono, headbutting anything thats toothless and appears to be inbred.

-Ho hum, Reemer strikes again as the Beancan U defense continues to need psychological counseling from their highlight reel burning at the hands of JVR.

-On this weekend, Mr Regan (Kevin, not Brain) was the only Bostonian that could call himself a real winner (the Sox are in the offseason, and the Super Bowl is still a week away).

-After drowning in the waters of Lake Whittemore, and once again falling at the AAAHarry AAAAgganis AAArena, BU officials have decided to embrace this new BU tradition, by renaming their home rink "The Hosers Own Us" Arena. The Dick Umile Scoreboard will remain in its awe inspiring high definition glory, but the ice surface will be renamed "The Kirk Manke Memorial Rink".

-In short, another weekend, another HE sweep!

That's all for now ladies and Hosers, stay tuned as we finally get to entertain the only school where "Hazing" and "Hemp Studies" are majors. Friday night, the road show continues when we meet up with the MVU Cat-A-Frauds. Safe travels and thanks to our international Hosers for making the trip this weekend. Goodnight Canada, and of course, as always

Good day, Eh!
Rouge