Gutting the Gutt while the Bostonians fight over a Beancan

Quote of the week

"I shouldn't swallow and try to listen at the same time"

-OT Hoser

Back again Ladies and Hosers, here to try and ease those post Super-Bowl blues. And there are few things in this world that can ease such sorrows than looking back on the most recent hoser excursion to the Happy Hazing grounds of the Cat-A-Frauds. Before we get started, be sure to check the Hobey Baker fan balloting site and cast a vote for the UNH representives (Regan, Flashains, and of course Hobey Fornataro himself).

Unfortunately, on the day of this continuation of the classic battle between the Good Guys in Blue and the Hemp Jersey Hippies, a rather unpleasant snow/ice storm reared it's ugly head. Smokey McHoser had planned to make the journey, but a combination of that perilous weather and that he found a promising lead to the secret recipe to Niccodogs kept him off the road. Meanwhile yours truly actually made an attempt to make the journey, however most roads were completely sheeted in ice, and Vermont state law prohibits the use of hockey skates as a mode of transportation on major roadways (yet they allow hazing and lighting the bong, double standard much?) Doc Hoser......He has CSTV...so he sucks.

So it was down to the Godfather and the Queen to represent the Hosers, exact details of their trek have yet to be confirmed, but one can assume it went something like this. The Hoser Express brokedown, and Godfather was forced to venture into the wilderness, capture a pack of wolves, tame and train them to be sled dogs and mushed them all the way to Burlington....

Darci slept through the whole thing.

What they didnt sleep through was one of the most shocking discovery in recent memory. They discovered a fanbase that has even less class than the Massholes of Waaammherst. And they also happen to be the 1st real live population of Angry potsmokers! The Cat-A-Frauds have catapulted (no pun intended...seriously) themselves into the lead for the 08 "Horse's Ass Award" for classless fan base. With such classic and original lines like "Fuck NH", "Fuck Regan" and who can forget "Regan has Herpes". Yes the MVU Cat-A-Fraud student section, smoked so retarded, we here at Hoser Nation salute them with another classic piece of Motivational art

-Mr. Butler once again took a shot at the anti frosh mentality of the Cat-A-Frauds by striking 1st. Speaking of 1st strikes, Mr. Manz and Mr. Sislo are to be congratulated for their 1st tallies of their careers.

-Apparently it has become a custom at MVU for male students to flash their nipple at the opposition whenever they score. One has to wonder if this tradition was born from a BC douchebag transfer who traded his wine coolers for the bong.

-Memo to MVU Non-Student fans: Yes, we understand that it's only the student section that are the classless morons in the building, the seventeen or so remarks you made trying to clarify such are more than sufficient, you successfully distanced your self from the students, you no longer need to waste our valuable time trying to beg for forgiveness and being spared our wrath.

-So much for MVU being the best state school in the region, but I guess they wouldn't have that problem if UNH had bothered to bring more canadian players, fans, scorekeepers, and zamboni drivers into their midst.

-Hobey Fornataro once again proved that the only thing better than pissing off the badmouth bong-suckers by scoring on them, is pissing off the badmouth bong suckers by scoring on them TWICE.

Another night, another drubbing of the Cat-A-Frauds at the Gutt. Now on to that whimsical time of the year where we make our annual trip to the bottomless pitt of hopelessness and failure better know as Orono. Post on that will be up soon. Goodnight Canada, and of course as always,

Good day, Eh!

Rouge