Post #100 and the 07-08 Royal Flush-ed Awards

Quote of the Week:
"You can't take my cherry!"
-Darci to Shrader

Another season comes to an end ladies and hosers. Let us take a moment to offer congratulations to BC who brought the National Championship back to the East this past weekend at the Frozen Four. Now that we've offered our respectful congratulations, let us now speak our minds freely:

Unfortunately, the season ended with the all too familiar "wait till next year" for the Good Guys in Blue. However, this years team did not depart without racking up plenty of individual awards such as a record 4 All Americans. And the season cannot be considered completely done without the annual Hoser Nation Royal Flusher Awards being handed. These prestigious dishonors are handed to the teams, individuals, and general morons who proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that they are true nuggets of failure that just need to get flushed. So let the Flushing Begin!!Tom Mutch Memorial Coach of the Year Royal Flushed Award: TIMMAY!!
From taking the back door to a Frozen Four, to being Four over par by mid February! Mr. Whitehead introduced the Mainers to a whole new tradition at the Orono Correctional Facility like getting swept at the Volpe, getting regularly embarrassed on your home ice to just about anyone, and not making the playoffs.

Runner Up: Blaise-d MacDonald: For those that skill think Low-ell is all about stabbings, don't forget that Blaise-d has an MBA in DUI.


Pottymouth Fanbase of the Year: MVU Cat-A-Fraud Student Section
It takes a lot to topple perennial loser fanbase Um-Ass in lack of class, but the dirty hippies managed to do it. Many speculate that the Stoner's deep seeded anger towards us is a result of somebody putting the wrong kind of teabags in their drinks this year. The general fanbase distanced themselves further from them than Steve Bartman distances himself from the City of Chicago.

Runners Up:Tie, Um-Ass/Mainers: Still UMassy, Still no classy. Frankly I don't understand why the Mainers were so bitter towards your heroes during our annual trip to the Orono Correctional Facility, It was really the only time this season they got to see a real winner in that crap tank.

The Crying Wilcox Memorial Sieve of the Year Award: Ben Bitch-op
The highlights of his final season with the Mainers were getting an assist on a Mike Radja goal and leaving Maine for good. Of course its still all Trevor Smith's fault.

Runner Up: Paul Dainton: Wanna hear a joke? Paul Dainton and Um-Ass in the Quarterfinals. That was almost as funny as a Mainer claiming that Walsh never cheated

LVP (Least Valuable Player): "Beachball" Brett Bennet
Even those among the Beancan U faithful know it to be true!

Runner up: Brett Bennet had himself such an awful year, that not only could no one even approach him in useless-ness to be considered a runner up, but he even made Jackie Parker consider ending his long-standing grudge with the Grim Reaper.

The W.D.Y.E.B (Why did you even bother) Team of the Year: The Mainers
When you say Maine Black Bears, You said 9th place nobodies!!

Runners Up: Um-Ass: When your fighting with the winner of this award and Merri-Mat for the last playoff spot in Hockey East after being 5th in the nation earlier in the year....You know its been a rough season.


There are so many other sad fools and failures that deserve mentioning among these dishonorable discharges of society, but not enough time. Next time around we go from the hopeless to pure greatness with the Annual Top 10 moments of the Season countdown. Until next time ladies and Hosers, I leave you with one final message: Tide is the official laundry product of Hoser Nation and as you can see here, it can truly work wonders:


MUCK FONTREAL!!!!!! GO B'S GO!!!!

Good day, eh!

Rouge