We're Shipping up to Boston and put us Down for Duluth too

Quote of the Week:
"Darci's melons are small, but they are juicy"
-Capt Hoser


Another weekend, another slate of games ladies and Hosers. Of course this was a playoff slate that involved the possibility of up to 4 games in 3 days. We had the Good Guys in Blue taking on the Mass-Trash of Um-Ass in the Hockey East Quarterfinals. Saturday, on top of game 2 of the quarters, the Women of the Whitt took on SLU(t) in the NCAA Regionals.

Implications much?

HE Quarterfinals (Fri and sat)

The Godfather Hoser brought up an interesting memory on Saturday night. Remember when Um-Ass was actually ranked #5 in the nation? I remember an Um-Ass "fan" base that seemed excited with all sorts of moronic and class-less ripoffs and other moments of ignorance. Well lets return to the present-day. Um-Ass fans are still classless morons with no hope, but now their team has none either.


Another question to ponder: Does Um-Ass know...The Muffin Man? Well about 5 goals later, I'd say Dainton will forever be promptly terrified at the site of Jerry Pollastrone from here on out. And while they are living in dread of the paralyzing Muffin Shot, they will additionally dread Dan Dries and the Curls of certain doom and destruction.

Traditionally, Hoser Nation are among the few who stick around for the quarterfinals as much of the Durham population make haste for Spring Break. But one individual made his presence felt and then some this weekend. One drunken fan who probably missed his flight to Florida due to the aforementioned drunkenness bravely made his voice heard in support of the Good Guys in Blue (and denounce Dainton's mother a few times). For that, we in Hoser Nation award him with the one prize most of those from Frat Row crave the most.

Captain Hobey proved once and for all that despite anything the NCAA says or does, The Hobey Hat Trick can in fact happen more than once a year.

It should also be noted that Godfather Hoser has yet to serve the penalty assessed to him by Gravel. To Gravel's credit though, he did record himself one tally in the battle against officiating blindness.

Meanwhile up in SnOrono, The State of Maine is still wondering just how to treat the Boobgate scandal involving Mainer failure, Tanner House. We here at Hoser Nation suggest a punishment that will make this early off season for the latest UMaine deviant, a living hell. Tanner House is now officially banned from every titty bar in North America.

The final results of the latest Lake Whittemore Quarterfinals Massacre:

UNH 11

Um-Ass-3

As they say in WAaammherst: OHHHH SEEE YA MASSHOLES!
The Good Guys in Blue are once again Shipping up to Boston, and your heroes will be there as always to make our presence felt, and one Hoser moment at a time, make Boston, a little more unfit for BC Douchebags. Autograph sessions are to be held between games for those who seek our enlightenment, copies of "The Hosers Sing Their Hits" and "Dance Dance Hoser Revolution" will be on sale as well.

NCAA Women's Regional: Sat

With a little bit of revenge on their minds, The Women of the Whitt took on SLU(t) and the sieve with the name no one can get enough out of taunting.

From the start it seemed that the road to Duluth was not paved entirely by the efforts by two teams battling each other. It was in fact paved by a battle between two teams, and their battle by a crew of completely incompetent officials. Petey Silva and his crew of equally lost zebra linesmen made themselves more of a factor in this game than the two teams competing! Let us give you an idea of the kind've behavior that is now legal in Women's Hockey according to Petey Silva.
Tripping, such as this, now legal according to Silva

Holding, like this, sure why not says Silva et al

Slashing similar to this, Silva and crew didn't see anything wrong with it

Sam Faber's Flying Body Check of Rage (dramatic reenactment)..A-OK by Silva

Hoser Nation was none too pleased with this clear and present disregard for common sense in officiating. Obviously, this was nothing more than an evil plot conceived by Free Masons in their attempt to undermine our greatness. And so these official's punishment will be having their car stolen by the UMaine football team followed by the standard issue afternoon dressed as a horse while locked in the stockades in the Orono town square.

Despite the officials going Hellen Keller on us, The Women of the Whitt would not be denied their chance at glory. They found themselves trailing at various parts of the game but refused to surrender. With less than 7 min to go in the game, the Cats knotted the game up and sent the townfolk into a frenzy.

And as for Guckian...well she heard a lot of GUCKIAN! from there on out.

Onto the overtime. We all remember the facemask save vs Cornell by the legendary Mike Ayers that we refuse to let Cornell forget about. Well now we can remind SLU(t) about the Sadie Wright-Ward literally "rearing" the Women to an OT victory and onto the Frozen Four!

Few weekends can match the amount of success your heroes witnesses this past weekend...However, this coming weekend could easily trump it. The Women take on the Bulldog Faced Women from Minn-Duluth in Game 1 of the 08 Women's Frozen Four, and the Good Guys in Blue take on the Silver Spoon Suckers from Newton in the 1st game of the Hockey East Semi-Finals. Hoser Nation will be present at both events. See you all this weekend on Causeway St, Goodnight Canada, and of course as always,

Good day, Eh!

Rouge