Well it's officially out Ladies and Hosers, the official 2008-2009 Hoser Nation World Tour/UNH Hockey Schedule. This upcoming has a lot of the old mixed in with some friends we have not seen in a while. So here's a short sample of who will be graced by our presence come the Fall.
Saturday October 04, 2008 7:00 PM
ST. FRANCIS XAVIER (Exhibition)
Durham, N.H.
Whittemore Center
While the outcome of our last encounter with this team wasn't so much fun, the after party when we locked Referee Tom Fyrer in the stockades and pelted him rotten fruit was good times had by all!
Saturday October 11, 2008 7:00 PM
WISCONSIN
Durham, N.H.
Whittemore Center
The Wisco-trash powerplay dance should be replaced with this more appropriate little number
Friday October 17, 2008 7:00 PM
RENSSELAER
Durham, N.H.
Whittemore Center
These guys aren't relevant enough to warrant a witty remark
Saturday October 18, 2008 7:00 PM
BOSTON U.*
Durham, N.H.
Whittemore Center
Where'd you go Beachball Bennet, we miss you so
Friday October 24, 2008 7:00 PM
MASSACHUSETTS*
Durham, N.H.
Whittemore Center
Those grey pants really worked out for them last year
Sunday October 26, 2008 3:00 PM
at St. Lawrence
Canton, N.Y.
Appleton Arena
AKA: The Hosers vs United States Border Patrol II: Prophecy Fulfilled
Friday October 31, 2008 7:00 PM
NORTHEASTERN*
Durham, N.H.
Whittemore Center
Remember last year when some NU clown on USCHO thought the NUtered mutts were on the same level of the Good Guys in Blue? Maybe he was referring to number of beanpots in the last 20 years
Saturday November 01, 2008 7:00 PM
at Northeastern*
Boston, Mass.
Matthews Arena
"IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Friday November 07, 2008 7:00 PM and Saturday November 08, 2008 7:00 PM
at Minnesota
Minneapolis, Minn.
Mariucci Arena
This really says enough
Friday November 14, 2008 7:00 PM
at UMass-Lowell*
Lowell, Mass.
Tsongas Arena
Iron Mike Lowell's one regret in life is that this slum scum town shares his namesake
Saturday November 15, 2008 7:00 PM
at Boston College*
Chestnut Hill, Mass.
Conte Forum
The levels of Douche-baggery will be at an all time high for this one
Friday November 21, 2008 7:00 PM
at Northeastern*
Boston, Mass.
Matthews Arena
Still don't get....IT!!!!!?
Saturday November 22, 2008 7:00 PM
PROVIDENCE*
Durham, N.H.
Whittemore Center
Ever notice that the best players on Proviced are from New Hampshire?
Saturday November 29, 2008 7:00 PM
MERRIMACK*
Durham, N.H.
Whittemore Center
Maybe they'll finally have that breakout season people have been predicting for the last decade...or not
Friday December 05, 2008 7:00 PM
at UMass-Lowell*
Lowell, Mass.
Tsongas Arena
UMass-Lowell: Where the rate of students and alums being infected with STDS is higher than our winning percentage
Saturday December 06, 2008 7:00 PM
UMASS-LOWELL*
Durham, N.H.
Whittemore Center
3-2.....No that's not my prediction for the score of this one, that's my guess on how many shots of vodka it will take to get Blaise drunk before this one.
Thursday December 11, 20087:00 PM
HOLY CROSS
Durham, N.H.
Whittemore Center
I find it extremely ironic we are playing Minnesoter and Holy Cross in the same season.
Sunday January 04, 20092:00 PM
at Maine*
Orono, Maine
Alfond Arena
Our annual visits to the White Trash Penal Colony of New England have been much more pleasant in recent years, too bad Benji Bitch-op wont be around for the assist anymore
Friday January 09, 2009 7:00 PM
MASSACHUSETTS*
Durham, N.H.
Whittemore Center
They had to beat up on the Mainers just to get in to the playoffs: See below as to how that went
Saturday January 10, 2009 7:00 PM
at Massachusetts*
Amherst, Mass.
Mullins Center
All that work in beating out the Mainers and Merrimack just to get into the playoffs, and all they got was laughed out of the season
Saturday January 17, 2009 7:00 PM
vs. Dartmouth (VWA)
Manchester, N.H.
Verizon Wireless Arena
If last years experience taught us anything its that.....I'll think of it sometime
Friday January 23, 2009 7:00 PM
at Boston U.*
Boston, Mass.
Agganis Arena
The only beacon of hope, in an arena home to several hopeless souls, is the Dick Umile Scoreboard
Saturday January 24, 2009 7:00 PM
BOSTON U.*
Durham, N.H.
Whittemore Center
Seriously, how bad could the BU 2nd string goalie could've been to lose the starting job to Bennet?
Friday January 30, 2009 7:00 PM
VERMONT*
Durham, N.H.
Whittemore Center
Word is Fall-Apart Fallon bolted MVU was due to the rising costs of hash flavored Ben & Jerry's.
Friday February 06, 2009 7:00 PM
MAINE*
Durham, N.H.
Whittemore Center
ESPN better keep their money grubbing hands off this one
Saturday February 07, 2009 7:00 PM
MAINE* (VWA)
Manchester, N.H.
Verizon Wireless Arena
While we are all very upset of wasting the home-ice aspect with this game being in Manchester, we can at least take solace in the fact that we have arranged a section of the city to be the only parking lot Mainers will be allowed to park their horses/wives...The bottom of the Merrimack River.
Friday February 13, 2009 7:00 PM
PROVIDENCE*
Durham, N.H.
Whittemore Center
(Insert generic SMT's vs Goons comment here)
Saturday February 14, 2009 7:00 PM
at Providence*
Providence, R.I.
Schneider Arena
Will we see Friar Patty McFeely or the inexplicable PC Dalmatian this year?
Friday February 20, 2009 7:00 PM
BOSTON COLLEGE *
Durham, N.H.
Whittemore Center
The Ricky Kid and Sean are still saddened that the Gerbe Baby was too busy crying and pouting to sign my custom made 8x10's
Saturday February 21, 2009 7:00 PM
at Boston College*
Boston, Mass.
Conte Forum
The first 2,000 fans at the game get a free "BC Diving" t-shirt
Friday February 27, 2009 7:00 PM
at Merrimack*
North Andover, Mass.
Lawler Arena
At least we wont be here just after being at the Adolph Engelsted Arena like last season
Saturday February 28, 2009 7:00 PM
MERRIMACK*
Durham, N.H.
Whittemore Center
I saw a record 5 jersey wearing Merrimack fans in Denver this year...None will probably be present this weekend
Friday March 06, 2009 7:00 PM and Saturday March 07, 2009 7:00 PM
at Vermont*
Burlington, Vt.
Gutterson Field House
Considering how they treat their froshes in Burlington, I imagine being a senior on senior night could be potentially traumatic
Mark your calendars appropriately Hosers! The Season approaches as does HoserFest! That's all for now. Until next time, Goodnight Canada, and of course as always,
Good day, Eh
Rouge
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