-Yours truly will be participating in the "All Day Powerplay" event July 26-27th in Hudson, NH at Cyclones Arena. The name of the event pretty much describes it perfectly, as your hero will be lacing it up for 24 hours worth of ice time (Yes, I know I'm crazy, you know I'm crazy, and you know its one of my more attractive qualities). All donations and other proceeds will be going towards the Nashua, NH Children's Home. The common goal held by alot of those skating in this event is to be able to pitch in about $500 worth of donations from others. I will be pitching in about $100 myself. I know a lot of you hosers and others who read maybe pretty financially strapped, but this is definitely a worthwhile cause and I'm throwing this out there to anyone who would be able and want to contribute whatever amount they'd be able to. If you want to throw in a contribution, leave a comment here, drop me an IM, or call if you got the number, and I'll send you some of the tax writeoff paperwork once I get it. Think of it like this, you get to help out a great cause and know that I may drop dead from exhaustion of playing a straight 24 hours of hockey. As the site says, My Pain, their gain!
-The NHL season came to a close Wednesday evening with the Red Wings claiming the Stanley Cup in 6 games over Pittsburgh. In other words, sadly another year where Lord Stanley is kept away from it's rightful home on Causeway St, but thankfully, another year where its kept out of the hands of the slime of humanity better known as the Hab-nots. Unlike the previous post-lockout finals, this one was actually very entertaining to watch. But we here in the Nation have to wonder, would TyCo have let the nail in the coffin-goal dribble in easily like Fleury did? I think not!!!!....As long as he stayed in net of course.
-While all of us here in Hoser Nation continue to make worthwhile contributions to society and making the world a better place in general, those failures up in Orono, another pathetic failure follows his misguided dream.
-The American Hockey League is apparently in the process of changing the names of the league championship and MVP awards to the "Jason Krog Award of Greatness" and the "Haydar Cup". And I think that this little photo proves that somethings never change in spite of time and level of play when it comes to UNH forwards making Beancan U sieves look foolish
-The Hoser Child of the Future better known as Emily is apparently already bench pressing a bus. Look Roger, no roids!
-As we all have noticed, the 08-09 Schedule once again includes a night in Manchester vs the Scum of the Earth. We all have heard the rationale of such scheduling as it will be another year of regionals being held in the same arena. All of us here in the Nation are of course unhappy with sacrificing a Maine game in Durham for yet another year. It's quite apparent that the powers that be that wont listen to the intellectuals of Hoser Nation, are committed to playing additional games in Manch in years where the regionals will be played there. Your heroes have of course come up with various remedies to this problem. We could always play Merrimack in that extra game in Manch, so that not only we would get additional playing time on that sheet, and Merrimack actually gets a slight taste of what a postseason birth may actually taste like. Then again, the way the Mainers are going, playing that game in Manchester could be the closest thing to a postseason game they may get for some time too.
Poster Boy of the Week: Roger Clemens
Apparently this was the performance enhancer Roid-ger was using all these years.
Viagra: The official drug of Major League pitchers that make up words in front of congress while testifying about his use of performance enhancers. The only remaining question is whether he was trying to enhance his performance on the mound, or his performance with 15 year-old girls?
Well that wraps it up for another week ladies and hosers...Oh wait, I forgot to give you your quote of the week...2 words say it all:
BEAT LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Until next time, goodnight Canada, and of course as always
Good day, Eh!
Rouge
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