"...I've gotta go run some little French guys over."
-Bruins enforcer Shawn Thornton before a preseason game with the Hab-nots
Thats right ladies and Hosers, we officially in sieve-ing distance of the season. Another couple months worth of making lives better and a complete nightmare all at the same time approaches. And just to get things going, here's a little something yours truly had brought to his attention recently.
Aliens sure as hell didnt cut this crop circle. As you can see, all restrooms and dog fouling can be done on the right side of the maze. Legend has it that there is no prize nor exit from this maze, there is only Eddie Caron waiting at the end, savoring the next meal to come.
-Godfather Hoser of course recently celebrated his birthday. Thus it was a celebration of epic proportions that included a boxing match of epic proportions that topped Ali vs Fraser (of course I wasn't present to place bets on it). As great a celebration of Hoser-dom it was, I must ask, why did no one think to bring something like this to the party?
-Of course all the world is celebrating the return of the Hosers to Lake Whittemore. In fact all the world is has declared the next 14 days an international celebration of greatness. In upstate Vermont to this day, citizens still re-enact the now world famous incident of the Hosers being greeted by US Border Patrol and then being ultimately exonerated of any wrong doing by a local police officer (whom is now a folk hero).
-Speaking of folk heroes. I present to all of you in Hoser Nation...A true Hoser of Hosers:
Jason Bay doesn't wear a batting helmet...He wears a batting Tuque!!!That's all for now Ladies and Hosers, back to the beer and couch I go.....See you at Lake Whitt tomorrow, and until then, as always,
Good day, Eh!
Rouge
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