Quote of the week:
"I consider my style that of the men of the 1930s, where men had an elegant style, tight suits, tight collars, lots of jewellery, a clean sharp image. I must admit my style has been called foppish, but I like it."
-The Great Don Cherry
Welcome back Ladies and Hosers, I might be a little behind in bringing up the schedule that was released for the 09-10 Season. We of course have our usual engagements with the River Pigeons, Proviced, Merri-mat, the standard Anonymous Canadian college team (Acadia this time), Um-Ass, and the NUtered Huskies. But lets take a quick look at the dates that will be circled on the calendars of those that so desperately need us to save them from themselves and the perpetual failure that is known as their lives.
10/10: @RPI
-As I've been to that region recently for work already, I can definitively say, they really need a visit from the Hosers to give them a beacon of hope and glory...And I was disappointed in the gentleman's clubs in the region as well.
10/16-10/17: vs Miami of Not Florida
Last season's National Runner-Up will be the first NCAA opponent to enter Lake Whittemore. And they were last inductee to enter the "Last minute loss to Beancan U in 2009" Support Group along with us and MVU.
10/24: Whiteout game:
Word is that Timmay will be getting a ticker tape welcome parade through Durham for continuing the justly deserved new tradition of Mainer hockey since he got to town.
10/30-10/31: Halloween with Bad-gers
These are the guys that took in Beach-ball Bennet....enough said.
11/20-11/21: vs Beancan U
Will the Bromance between Soup, George and the BU fans end? Or will they hug it out and watch Titanic together?
01/03: vs Corned-nell
In December of 2006, The Hosers and Cornell formed an alliance to stamp out run-away Mainer-esque lifestyles during the great Hoser Conquest of Florida. We'll probably commemorate this anniversary by handing out autographed Mike Ayers mini-masks complete with authentic "face mask save" puck marks.
01/16: vs Dartmouth in Manch-Vegas
Where for art thou Keggy?
02/05-02/06 @ Sn-Orono
If recent history says anything, the majority any angry inbred mobs will be chasing the coach out of town instead of us at the end of the weekend.
02/19-02/20: vs MVU
Anybody wanna start an over-under for how many Cat-A-Fraud failures visiting town get fitted for a set of UNH police zip-tie cuffs?
02/26-02/27 vs NUtered Huskies
The NUtered ones will likely still be in their usual Beanpot failure hangover at this point.
03/05-03/06 vs Brokeback College
We have to spend one of the greatest days in recorded human and Hoser history alike in the Biggest douchebag mecca in mankind outside of Montreal?!?!
That's all for now Ladies and Hosers, and before I go here is my parting shot:
As some of you may know, a recent steroid bust in Florida was found to have ties to the Washington Capitals. Upon review of this highlight from this past season, It's clear to me that if the Caps were given any performance enhancing drugs...There certainly was no testosterone related drugs in Alexander Semin's system at the time of this little incident
Good day, Eh!
Rouge
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