You're tweeting for a beating

Quote of the Week:
"I really don't like wet wood"
-Capt Morgan

Welcome back to the shitshow Ladies and Hosers. Today we are going to delve into a topic that has become something of an international craze with most of society: Twitter.

As most know, Twitter is an online account that allows you to post small snippets of your daily goings on for all to see and follow. Athletes do it to connect with their fans, sports columnists use it to keep readers informed of the latest stories they are working on, and celebrities of course use it to feed off the sad folk that live vicariously through them.

Now yours truly has never bought into the internet sensation du jour, but I do admit that the other day, I decided to browse a few twitter accounts to try and see just what makes this such a hit across the country with all walks of life, and here are some of the "tweets" I came across.


"Man, I really love this twitter stuff. Texting my players was killing my phone bill"
NotCoachingMutch@BC
05/30/2009 @1:45pm

"Just outran another "Fire Timmay" mob. Thankfully for me, I ran through a field of sheep and they were plenty distracted by that. Really do wonder how PETA hasn't declared war on this part of Maine yet."
UhOh!I'mstillcoaching@Maine
4/26/2009 @10:33AM

"25 shots of vodka later, I've fallen off my barstool, and that goal should have counted"
DUIBenchboss@UML
3/30/2009 @4:30am

"The Coyotes will stay in the desert no matter how bankrupt they are and the best part is, now the league and I get to run the team ourselves. We've run the league just fine so this should be a piece of cake!"
CommishNapoleon@nhl.com
06/02/2009 @8:15pm

"I think someone may have shit on the coats during our team's 100th Birthday party!"
ThePriceisWronginMTL
04/18/2009 @9:53pm

"Really good turnout at the post season rally though many of the male fans seem to really like fishsticks for some reason."
BrokebackColl69
03/30/2009 @3:12pm

"Just got these sweet USB drives for freshman orientation day, but was just told something about a long walk around campus for all freshman and that we might need to wash our hands after it."
CatAfraudfroshie00
09/03/2008 @2:34pm

That's all the Twitter trashtalk for now ladies and Hosers. You have my permission to go enjoy summer now that the rain has finally stopped, so before you head out into the sun, here is your parting shot:





Good day, Eh!
Rouge