10 not so talked about storylines

Quote of the week:
"That's what happens at Spring Break, your friends get attacked by stray dogs."
-Bill Simmons

Oh it's the most wonderful time of the year Ladies and Hosers! Another season of conquering the world one rink at a time has begun and what a start it has already been. The traditional drubbing of a irrelevant Canadian team is complete and the latest talent crop to join the ranks of the Good Guys in Blue are thus far impressive. And to top it off, the Black and Gold left the former Whalers in their proper place; Beaten and Bloody.

With the start of every season, there are always several stories to be told with every team. Some of the questions asked are whether the Good Guys can build on their postseason surprise even after Reemer picked Phail-adelphia cheese steaks over DHOP Dollar slices, and whether or not Beancan U can repeat last season's entertaining run to glory. But your hero here will be digging deeper into the storylines that NO ONE is looking into. So here's 10 Storylines that aren't so-talked about.

-Will Timmay finally change his coaching strategies?
Apparently no one has told him that NCAA Hockey isn't like the NHL, in regards to constantly sucking earning you high draft picks.

-How can UNH redeem themselves after the Email debacle?
If only Congressman Soup had been asked to solve their computer confusion earlier.

-Will Gary Bettman and Jim Basillie ever just hug it out?
Forget Hamilton, just bring back the Winnipeg Jets dammit!

-Will we ever see a NCAA Hockey video game?
You figure with Marty $carrano still on NCAA Hockey committees, he'd be foaming at the mouth at this attempt to make a few bucks.

-Just how will the Hab-Nots rebound after an Embarassing start to their centennial season?
Here's a hint

-Can the NUtered one's finally get a Beanpot back to Matthew's even with Thiessen gone?
Their new jumbotron can show a picture of the Beanpot, that's as close as they will ever get.

-Merri-mat....Why do they continue to bother?
Seriously, if anyone knows the answer to this, please call me.

-Is Low-ell on the rise after a surprising HE Tourney run?
I'd be willing to bet that their coach's BAC and Lowell's homicide numbers will still be higher than their winning percentage,

-Just how much lower down the evolutionary ladder will the MVU Cat-A-Fraud fanbase fall after their trip to the Frozen Four after winning the "Patty Cake" Regional?
Everytime the issue of legalizing Marijuana comes the congress, those against pot use these losers as precident to prove that weed turns the most promising young mind into a complete moron.

-And finally, will studies finally confirm that the Common BC Douchebag is nothing more than the Bastard test-tube child of the common Montreal Hab-Not?
Really, the resemblences between the two are really striking.

That's all the wisdom I can muster at 2am for this evening my friends. I'll do what I can to enlighten you all some more this season, but before I depart for the time being, here is your parting shot:



Good day, Eh!
Rouge